When I talk about a girl and how she looks I always mention something like “she has a nice butt” but when I talk about guys and how they look I get flustered. anyone else have this problem?

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budder-tardis:

marshallgalaxy:

cpwiser10:

marshallgalaxy:

Skylox is real

and Merome is to

if you don’t like Team Crafted

Then uh 

FAK YOU

Just give them sometime

I’m sure we can wait.

But first of all

ALREADY GO ON A DATE.

you went to Vegas 

and you live in L.A. 

but you have to admit

THAT YOU GUYS ARE GAY <3 

I say you’re angels,

You say, “what the heck?”

But Jerome if you break Mitch’s heart,

I’ll snap your neck.

I don’t know

who loves them most

But I know one thing

Jerome loves toast

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laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice..

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice..

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

literally me

92,162 notes

foxhex:

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

"The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any."

296,710 notes

danisnotonfire:

boundtobeforgotten:

danisnotonfire:

The latest ‘reason why Dan’s a fail’ that ruins my life - I mumble.

I feel like this video was both highly relatable and uncomfortably sexual at the same time.

my work here is done

30,893 notes

danisnotonfire:

NEW VIDEO EVERYONE! ‘Dan and Tyler Being Offensive’

we’re finally together. and it’s much more sexual and inappropriate than we could have ever hoped. please help me out by reblogging this and as usual i’ll stalk some of your blogs to say thanks! :)

29,815 notes

savage-ass:

danisnotonfire:

NEW VIDEO EVERYONE! ‘Dan and Tyler Being Offensive’

I found this video extremely humorous whilst slightly seizing me of the small shred of innocence I still have

29,815 notes
danisnotonfire:

EXCITING NEWS: after A YEAR of us working on it, our brand new worldwide Dan and Phil Shop is finally here! check it out - http://danandphilshop.com/ it’s so beautiful we love it and we hope you like it and the things we have so far

danisnotonfire:

EXCITING NEWS: after A YEAR of us working on it, our brand new worldwide Dan and Phil Shop is finally here! check it out - http://danandphilshop.com/ 

it’s so beautiful we love it and we hope you like it and the things we have so far

When I talk about a girl and how she looks I always mention something like “she has a nice butt” but when I talk about guys and how they look I get flustered. anyone else have this problem?

budder-tardis:

marshallgalaxy:

cpwiser10:

marshallgalaxy:

Skylox is real

and Merome is to

if you don’t like Team Crafted

Then uh 

FAK YOU

Just give them sometime

I’m sure we can wait.

But first of all

ALREADY GO ON A DATE.

you went to Vegas 

and you live in L.A. 

but you have to admit

THAT YOU GUYS ARE GAY <3 

I say you’re angels,

You say, “what the heck?”

But Jerome if you break Mitch’s heart,

I’ll snap your neck.

I don’t know

who loves them most

But I know one thing

Jerome loves toast

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice..

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

literally me

foxhex:

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

"The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any."

danisnotonfire:

boundtobeforgotten:

danisnotonfire:

The latest ‘reason why Dan’s a fail’ that ruins my life - I mumble.

I feel like this video was both highly relatable and uncomfortably sexual at the same time.

my work here is done

danisnotonfire:

NEW VIDEO EVERYONE! ‘Dan and Tyler Being Offensive’

we’re finally together. and it’s much more sexual and inappropriate than we could have ever hoped. please help me out by reblogging this and as usual i’ll stalk some of your blogs to say thanks! :)

savage-ass:

danisnotonfire:

NEW VIDEO EVERYONE! ‘Dan and Tyler Being Offensive’

I found this video extremely humorous whilst slightly seizing me of the small shred of innocence I still have

danisnotonfire:

EXCITING NEWS: after A YEAR of us working on it, our brand new worldwide Dan and Phil Shop is finally here! check it out - http://danandphilshop.com/ 

it’s so beautiful we love it and we hope you like it and the things we have so far